And with that, millions of people who dared to sample MSNBC, if just once, returned home to the comfort of Tucker Carlson on Fox News.
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united to untied godless greed… HARD PORT…
Putin Will NOT NUKE US
End of Story…. MOVE ON Dot Fuck’s Sake
==COI BYE ==>POTUS<=====So much else to Fuck with him about
Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!========================
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ConnedFlicksOfInterest = Bad Boys (penn), Let’s Go to ………..c ricky, julian…in S11
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=====NC-17+ warning for this Sole Shell Difference DiatryBin ==
====the market knows heir bancks are always covered // in deed
===Look how far outside the DC/WallSt rimsickle they went..sewerturds, i meant stewards of fat street .
#Stall for ALL Heir Worth$$$$ $$ $
Lawyers, Accountants, Money….
Prey ∑……..∑………..with US∑∑ Children of the Corn
-warns the (Scarecrow) of heirs reaLm
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does the stock market hitting “BULL HIGHS”…. substandard living contradictions, substantially effect anyones butty …. ….. the 1 Inverse Placentas ???
Really, Literally ?? WTF AWE Thinkin ??? Frack Them Back
=== \USA‘lsa boobscruise/=Quite the Chip !! >>We have 3 silver spoon huggin Petulent Brats (Trump, Owners media, Con/Regress)=We R the Parents==Tanks !!!! !! != = ====How Do We Parent these Incorrigibles ???? ?? ?=== ===btw, FU Andrea Mitchell and your hack equivalent..Greenspan==Blowhard Corporate Cockspacklers==
=Now Lump understands the American Dream. Hi-Wire TRapped Act
Ain’t HE a Real PissA..
he throws more shit and piss around.. ‘sow’ …..i.….. never hass to discuss cuss
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=====not true=======but Funny>>=========== =====i need to eat salads but~~~~> O-NOse zone ⇑ =======
.my [futura] flask of homemade salad dressing which i keep on me when out, that’s not weird is it??
TBD…
==========dream zz=======================
So i met this busty yet petite 20yo Wicket at the ‘seaside book store..surf shoppe’.. Prowlsing Dating for Dummies in the self helpless /waxsex/tion and we both ‘had to go’ to the bathroom at the same time……
…. U Knight.,,, U // don’t remembah writin’
i picked her up by her boobstraps / wet~~pant~~ies suit and placed her in the PushInHairy position on the…bathroom surfborrowed,,, ans began Grrowwinn——>in purr pelvis with my dam muster… when it seemed we were about to breach the top… there was a knock at the door..and in the hysteria the Gnarly ??Baby Powder Wax felt soo comfy /shakes / ….shit. ..we was .. ……………………. on the floor.
..i reached up and started the noisy hand dryer for cover
she was not ready to leave!!!!!…she grabbed my Jammy bar and proceeded to time, i meant mime my jelly-roll towards her back country.. i rode her PullOnHairy style while calming the person on the other side of the door .”nothing to C /\ hear.. go a…way”….finally the loudspeaker comes on stating..’wrap it up‘….the shock of that sent me into a quivering release as i ‘Deep’ 6″ my way out and ………….then………….. thought to ask her ‘Btw, What’s Your Name?’
Destiny, she said…and we laughed together….
The irony was when a couple try to use it legitably afterwards….
or was it the ‘pe’ on shoppe??=======
——-========That Time of the LoonieR Year========
Fond Mammories every time i go through that Carwash…..what was that chicklets’s name ??
========BTR==========================
========> ~~~~~~~~ / VOTE /~~~D~~~~~!!!!======Pleas======
Start bye reBOOTin Tower……..
House of Lords
================Vote LEFT======================
do people who live really close to waterfalls pee more or less or as frequently as an average family ??
====<<====~river mind~===<<==========
That Was A Great Quote, BenDecko…madison ave assblowers
more core pirate Propaganda to Distract
Fiddle Playin… to keep youzzz zzzzz
==========Top=============
Secret Service.. Plan for Trump Security WHeil in Florida:
Where’s codename Waldoa nearby [Orange Grove]
=====he’s been in Florida so much his butler/staff-aha-caucus has to have their immigration applications updated and rubber stamped so frequently….causing Hump to tweety a flock of seagulls that obama’s immigration laws were bad..bad bad bad…..======
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State of Irate /no/ Communication
=====Coming of Old Age=======
how am i doin’ ? ……… Nation !!! – Alien
I haven’t bought any property yet and already A Lien
US Steel, huh?? Douchebag…that is fucked….
U Just PlatyPussed US with IT (<==clown) ASSHOLE
u should bee A-SSHAMED
..OOps, we ‘foeget’ most and 4hour host, neo polly “scientist” zzz
have NO SHAME
lotzzza sHARMin
=========know how they use commercials and much to counter any my points.the iceberg is ‘hear’??….laughable to me butt USE==diff story=\
==(Luke, not Puke)====== ¬
—————————————–(Thermal Exhaust)————
¬ = monkey with the typewriter/paper ==> Shakespeare
Imagine the money and coverage i’d Bee getting if i had any coverage…
never a request for an interview..
========>Yellowbricks
===State of Irate=Analysis====
Trump is our nextus 9/11….11/9ish
we let it happen
we are to blame
we are at Ground Zero as a Nation,,,
……….You CAN and MUST .
Carpe Diem
===my theory is that FDRs latter days were driven by his wife and all her Lesbian friends… socialis-tact thoughts..2nd B.O.R.====== =======I Have FAITH in ==>females….===
Eyes Wide OPN
Ladies, if you C me, Deal Me……IN ====Poke Who ??======
Things I Recently can’t /UN-C/
Mike Smith (Bubbles) EDM dancing (do they wear that shit????) $ 4.20 canadian to subscribe if you wish….to Ketchup on all kinds of cheeseburgers …
Congress EDM Cocklin they put mayo on their idahoe fries
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==Kudos==Dante S., the G.O.A.T.. ???? Cannon Fodder?? we have 3 plus on the team…=====
Republicans have trouble Grasping Conflicts of Interest…(Scalia Flu)
They think it’s what they do after they fuck US…. . what to do with the interest on the cash they just made
Drainin Duh Swamp right into our collective cement Cond…NIMBY, Ladies…
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If only he was a real Vet….. .he might have been a betta Vetta and not a crony phony U ain’t no Apprentice Hair big pantys !! what is your Excuse???, no RRecuse allowed
Democratic Reply…
and he’s a centrist, clearly………….imagine a revolution of true sufferage people !!!!!
Go Left, HARD
Fuck Perez and Centrists…make the change now peeps
this, i believe is why i ….. !!!
aye mateys… PORT
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Trump: ‘Obligation Is to Serve’ US Citizens
Same (R)ecipe as ‘Soylent Green’
// Trump’s Full Diss-Clos(ur)e Tour…..aka…. A Fire Sale Chat…i had Fun, Folkesy btw, FU MSM as I Fuckin Rule, Britches
.if U Must Watch ..Live (i will try not to hurl..15 min o/u)
i soo dreamt that was british parliament but that’s next month…..
bernie writes HE’s a jerk off
what about your dc hotels ???
stupid is as stupid does… fuck the land,,, fuck fraCKING
OIL SPILLS ON LAND
TITANIC IN nd
NIGHTMARES
GOVT
TO POWER
WAHLBURGERS
CRONYISM AND IGNORANCE JUST HIT TOWN AGAIN
socialism
homeland lunatic fringees GRD
==no time to upchuck sez the mirror sir
they heard iceland
steaks on
orgasms scalia…ayn anne rice rand
trillion is million squared… honed
MIC
millions to trillions //after reading transcript?????
he compared // ?
the MIC is a Given //
infrastructure just not cronies like the big dig
frack you…single Payer.. we talk
frack you.. relative jerkfest
waaaaaaaaaaa
single payer or dust
wtf, does bust mean… back on hone
safety net for capitalisms high wire tapped….act…..weed
not across state lines peeps
exhausting…. left
go Left
4 weeks vacation
can’t be replaced while out for…….
projection 101
film at 11
everyone else is a statistic peeps
country club
rents too damn high
laws good
lies…they break laws daily by omission…
lose ..balance..sum
xmas card black friday gc too
prey they will
MIC
cut defense programs computers where it’s at and satellites. // and “Freakin’ Lasers” (throw popcorn at the grad student with braces, amazingly FUN movie) // ships planes are waste
breathe
will i get laid tonight???? ?? ?
got her… want her bad boy… (jo)
what’s up ??
why couldn’t it be……..why ??
to my offshore dj biz
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
poof…poop
jerks
to the offers
cheese steaks…mmmmm watson,,my butler get me 2
not likely under comm, i mean.
yes, i mean capitalism
alien ?
reagan
populist jerk my friends and moat you
classic jerk offers !!!! !! !
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doners
Zen Outline for a WTF part Uno game
Choose any below and/or Add your own==>>
Every time Trumpea sez/mentions: (w/ some suggestions)
‘Beweeb Me’ = I ASSure you =>> …. Do a John Stewart On WEED bong/dab/mass hit
the WALL bonus if Mexico is ‘gonna’ pay for it
… throw nachos at screen..omit condiments for best experience.
….Going to Jail look for Hillary….then middle finger them both
Bad People..guys.. mirror…….looking in DickCHENarY under bad guy is……… pix of a mirror Twin Peeks
Fake/ Nice TITS Everyone must go topless
Fake News :30 bathroom break
Inherited a mess... . a blunt toke ……. lookin into a mirror
Grab ……. by the …….Pussy. … everyone lifts up (2 fingass) a 6 pack of..cans..& then drinks
Ronald Reagan …. simulated orgasms abound
Roe vs. Wade / Abortion … 2 teaspoons of honey (silver spoon) for his mutha’s bad choice
Sit Down….. bonus for Shut Up ….. Stand up and give him lotsa little middle fingass
Highly Qualified …. Trump U diploma as a rolling paper
Dating kiss the person to your right whilst wet fingering the ear of the one on your left …j/k don’t try this w/o extendead warning!!
Tom Brady
hey, now, he is cool !!!!
The Swamp …. … a Gravity Bong hit
Putin
Darkside of the Loon sez Get A Room…
Iran/Iraq
I might need a Drink, make it a DDouble (buttoff )
Israel
Yes this is FUCKing REAL !!!!!
CONfidence
What kinda Dense RU ???
ReElection in 2020 (a nutter term)
N, Plezzz
Black Friend(zzz) Call out for YOUR Butler!!!!
New York / NYC GO outside and Piss on the Foundation
Chicago look for coach ditka…..then shove a bratwurst down hatch
Florida Vacation ..bonus for. … a Tan .stick your head in a sandbox while addin grey PooPon to your weiner
Tired (from workin) dump a beer over the least f’d up of your party
His IQ
……… we R Fucked… kegger !!!!
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Words he will NOT use:
Fracking
Impeachment
Incompetent
cronies
Military Industrial Complex
IDK
??Good Question??
I appreciate your Honesty
Tax Returns
Saudis ??
Chapter 11
my butler
my sources
For Full Disclosure
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itiz baked like ziti dekab
Sorry, butt .. back to ….GZ lull libido needs a kickstart… (zoloft/Increasing Age/Weed/F@ ))
====NO Disrespect,,it’s Me…meet some otta Aspies ======
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====Trop Hotel==>>==U Kan’t Have A Kitchen W/O A Hen ====
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You can’t change where you were born…………NJ edition===
Jersey, NFL fan: Fuck Youzzz, moat fuckers…..you can keep da Jets…
Jersey F’n Giants Rule !!!!
–that’s my take.
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..why is every out of state minivan iccccccc… from jersey??
====================/ /====
====WTFries hold the salt===
No More puttin….da
Urge in Burger (TP)
Purge that Urge to Merge …NoMo…libido where RU hen I Need Ya
=====ASSurge to Merge=======>>
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======Spoil Her Alert=========================
So, i’m dating this chick..alright…and she sez to me…...take me someplace i’ve never been… so i blindfolded her and spun her around…. and i took her to the dish-filled sink… and bent her over it whilst stickin my jammer right up her poop chute// i gave her the jellyroll
To the Moon, A-list… Thru your Fuckin Moon…
her name is alice but i don’t call her that…
===========guess alot dreams awakened =========
50 shades of ME
Trump and his Repukes are the ==Derogatory Definition==>>> #RealNiggers
C U Racist MothafuckRs,.. …NOW, We GOTZZZ A nigger IN OFFICE !!!! !! !
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Great Sign at a Rally:==>>= Alternative Facts Are √ -1 ======
===============>Imaginary Number(s)<==================
‘Trump: Administration running like ‘a fine-tuned machine’
like a self-playing piano on the deck of the Titanic..
like the house band on the the Titanic..
like a self-playing piano rockin’ and rollin’ on the deck of the Titanic..
like a self-playing piano waltzing aground on the deck of the Titanic..
wasn’t that Thelma and Louise’s next to last words?
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“inherited a mess”
if only you could see our view ⇑
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=======He Projects more than BOREilly====and ME==========
—————————————————- btw, sure???? ?? ?
The press is bowned by Capitalist/ McCarthyist Homers like yourself.. dough!!
believe me they are sugary as opposed to real journalism
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Don’t Touch That……. Dial
=>>A Fart Blast from our Past===>> Baio/Piscopo Ticket…. == with Gary Coleman as ‘sayer’ Press Secret fAiry..from the past/ or grave… @green room or screen
Viva la…. Fried, eh White in ?? Vague~~ Us /ain../ him ……………
=Help =Fake America…. Return to the ……….Big Bus…==== ==EDUC8===Freely and Thoroughly=======
———————————-4 …1st climb————————–
Seeing things for da rehearsed mime, young folks??. .. they Live whilst U de……… Liver….cheerzzz
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you got to start at the local levels to change this clustersuck…where are you NEW candidates.. marathon running foe office / willing to stand up against this fascism….a bit 2 ….. ???
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… he kept ‘only’ the FBI as is….that sez alot….šŠ Minnow (the Ss are Nazi SS))
A 4 our year Tour !!!
—————————————————————————— upon further examination of the dispensary flower for sale. I found that i had previously bought an “out-sourced” ounce for 3 bills (30%thc)… So, I spent more time this visit at the dispensary’s they have many strains of their own flower. I chose, Star Killer (22%thc) for “get this” a 30 gram ounce for…….$180….yup smuckers..quality for $6 a F’n Gram, mah
shake is 120/oz when available
S o, i’m at the top of one of those escalators..on street overpasses and i’m lookin down over some cafes and the thing is broken cuz the taxes need to be higha…
i had stopped after a few steps and said out loud —-my theme/meme–>
I’ll Wait It Out !!!! !! !
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flight out morrow!!…redeye from LAX..So. as i walk through first class..i’m lookin for “celebrities”.. i see this huge fuckin head on what might have been a toothpick… like a pez dispenser with elephantiasis…. couldn’t put a name to WIT……
Rich Hall?? went straight to his face !!
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HAnd, cuz you a Kneed it (I found it at Evil Dead: The Musical)
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A Huge FU to People stating, “The Middle/Center couldn’t Hold”
You are to Journalism & Integrity what I am to Comedy, Eh…. Dice !?!
== A Wicked Hack!!!! !! !==Wickedy Whack (scratchin my Balls..) ============
==============I’m Trying… i enjoyed watchin utub egg fo young friar jross struggling roasting trump in 2004……..gave me hope ==tough crowd… stay away from florida folks… sun is not for direct communication people…cows are jealous of you feces, i meant faces///.===
Please tell me that most of y’all have figured out that the term and commotion behind ‘Fake News’ is a big fat Red CHerrying!!!! !! !
So, now that your Political Herrings have been topped… Time to Play Ball Y’all !!
unbiased news or any facts in our reality always seems fake-ish to Stokes with heir opinion or aggressive agenda (say 4 years) !
circular like jerk=off of intelli=kNots!
====facts just the Facts==people, == not half truthers==all with dose aggressive agendas ….not good for joe and yoku===
=====We Got A Really Big Shoe Tonight======
Should Life/Liberty, POH be a game????
Shouldn’t games be left to athletes and freetimers??
Life’s meaning CANNOT Be to create new life! ie. workers to Bee Queens kneepads!
We have Intelligence no quotes
That’s KNOT how you change Shit Sic
Idiocracy
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can u imagine a 9/11 with Thump in Chief..??
Can he count that high 911 without Lying????
Please don’t attack us…. cuz We Will Correct the ShipOSilverSpoonCNNUFF
they actually want you to attack us so they can demand our civil “Wrights”
– Peace is the WA~~~ve…… ..KKKNotTruFanaticalTerroristiPsycheFascism
===>>Canada, eh, Way, !!!! !! !
=================LOL==============================
u know Asian ‘errorists’ Vegas would make a fine practice surface for the nhl team,
I’m ADD-Justin Sayin’ Hi to every thin mint i encounter..
Peace……// “Clout” …neva ADDore… unmess Raiders arrive…then meh
Jan/Feb ’17 ….you bring a foxy 6 here… you are Elvis…on the Strip
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All U White Bred UPtight Folkes… It’s time once Again for…. my favorite pastime… Stoned and “Honed”…Alloner… : p)
Special Twatt: =if you r a Capitalist, ……>>Don’t Get too Close to Me as your Prospectus ……will Def initely …. Event-uNo-Ally Go L..⇓ ¿mp ¬
Gall cuz, ignorance pushers and their fiends… have money/f’d up values
=======Be Fore IQ’d=know your Flow, ====my lips ..Zip=====
==I Ham the Antithesis of a Trophy Spouse. ==mostly a stay homerz=
============Is there anything Badder than Gall, heck, my Gall was sooo much Bladder, it was taken out after a week of consultingconfusion… ========my firstish year of college….
was my gall taken out or boldened?
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USA TODAY launches secure whistle-blower site
i know if i had to take a leak somewhere, ,, it would be on, i mean….to USA Today !??
Bitches, Please…Really ??? USA Today is so far outside the DC insiders…
they have to use a 2 condoms when suckin Hump’s dink
=a=== carbon copy of torts====RE:Tort-zzz, Kids=========
======More 1- Placentas BS=Perpetuating themselves always and by any mega means (they have much more than U)============
===========================================1st thought as I ASassed @umass was how R these kids Being .Edu-C8D… hear we go C,Ders.. .Real knowledge wise….
Feeding..being Binge fed…Jet∑..(corn)… what do our bodies do with mucho corn….holy fuck….. Shit it out with a Sigh!
Learned: corn sucks… .critical thinkin only for my ass
………………
2nd: fret (PumpkinHead) Halloween 3: Season of the WishICounTed
Trump is empirely a Bobble( )with few honest/sane answers.
He is only as GOOD as his A/D/visors/… and even HST can see past his visor in the Afterwife .. bevel of brilliance bizzz bluffoons Left in Lair belfry..
see yall next time on……….friends or flagg
ie, next time…..
(Honesty can be pure /focused like a camera shot)
Moe, today
the reality of pure honesty in the USA per se
you really have to know your audience….( .. takes constructive criticism?)
if you NEED to tell someone a truth about something that you have been there done that and so grateful that u did..kinda stuff…
… Joe know problem..
so dial back the focus until you notice some tangential BSs and focus lightly on these with that person….tread ____
=== ===
==========Followed Haterz bOuy==>>>> >> >snickR==
Quip Tonight
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HOTzilla like-c Japanese Woe Woes (of age, off course) … wishes Japan liked Weed((
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Mei Primed Plucks
Street Trash 1987
Bad Taste 1987
The Tubes – The Musikladen Concert 1981….good vibes from this
BCC – Shepherds Bush Empire, London
The ‘Burbs
Interstate 60
A Clockwork O / Satan’s Little Helper / River’s Edge / Freeway (ALL 4, not for the light-hearted)
Reefer Madness …with the very talented Campbell Family
Robocop: Prime Directives………………..b4 they Pluck’em
The Van..w/ early danny devito 70’s Cool.
Opera (Giallo)
Forbidden Zone (underground zany ?mess?) , Who dug this crap up? ……….oooow!?!
Stephen King’s Silver Bullet….
Chopping Mall 1986 ……Have A Nice Day.
BoonDock Saints …w/ the best bartender EVAH
Kentucky Fried Movie (Landis)
==========FlixMix=============
The Good, The Bad and the Weird
Pontypool
Trollhunter
Can’t Buy Me Love…
Black Mirror
Escape from New York
Big Tub, Littall China
TPB: S11..
Silver Streak
=======otta======
1941 (..Holly…∏…Wood !!!!)
LVT: Riget aka The Kingdom(miniseries)
Carl Kolchak: movies/series
Vincent Price less flix
Gorcey/Hall shorts
Scanners….
Godzilla (ferris wheels bueller version)
C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (w/ humor..dennis hopper.)
Disturbing Behavior…toast came in how many flavas?
Where Eagles Dare
Kelly’s Heroes
Giallos back b4 mtv Giallos were slow cool now they’re ……..slow..
===G===>>=I am a Projectionist==========>
===Note to self: Twin Peaks Marathon==>
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================LP’s Coming Back ??? ==========
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I have never said Sorry to ALL the India-ns, for making fun of them: cumming, and ……again
So, ……………………I’m Sorry, Mr. & Mrs. Patel !!!!
====so bored on the road……. sucks…….=====
=2 spoons come to a fork in the road=one sez to other: ..you 2 go that way, i’m gonna go look for a klife…=====bad i klow====
=2 knives come to a fork in the road=one sez to other: .. get the fork outta here…., i’m sill gonna shoot for the Spoon?? ====or ======== go find 2 Spoons==
Y’All B=Snitches whether or not u know it or siCare
they are reading / scanning all your emails phone calls # ……… that even hint at me,,,,,
i am heir focus ..here dear and sea shell .. chopping them D …/OWN/ with the Edge of my Hand they r red herring you all into friggin KNots……..knots they plan to keep buildin on ….your young or alcohol craven minds
imagine 4 more years of this BS…
—-Kids, this is why i couldn’t bring a kid into this SNAFU—hurled—.
OBEY …. expect y’all to be “mannequins” to things,REPRODUCE ,,slavery redefined.?.Be Mute & S⊕ullute
=============Hmmmmmmmm==============
Close to ∑™ close to sumtim
Where’s MY Friggin Weed Date ™ Finder App?
Plausible Deniability….(the key and my peel ~~ –¬ ( ….mmmmmmm
sAssy whOlesomemess ®
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I almost forgot my next Thesis title:
$$$$ $$ $ Alcohol Retard Nation $$$$ $$ $
=====UK, The Mirror reflects badly on U2===
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No Doubt this election was waged and won in bars across this lushly country… ever try and bring logic into a bar discussion??? (insert loudmouth ignoranus ));;;; low info/ high volume/little thinkin never mind critically…
============U2 UK===============
So Fuckin What who hacked who… (Red Herring) Hillary Couldn’t KO Trump. Puss .Patty or Party Rehearsed
=btw, IC Another Lost Generation==Cheer-ios–>>drinky-poo<<==
Trump would say he and his cabinet are in the words of VV’s character in Swingers….. Money
prob is they are all
Douche-Markk ERR zzz
Whenry Whill our collective Stockholm Syndrome Kick IN???? ?? ?
Baron Flan–i can’t AGO 55secs..let go of my EGGO…… waffles … .let alone minutes w/o a LIE–Fubar, OUR NIGGA!!!!
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=============@~stretching~@ true=======>>
Yeah, so on my up-coming trip i’m gonna look for cool girls/ladies..@church
The only problem ……………………is….ya know….. that Jesus crap,
….ugh…
can’t we have religion ………….without a book.?
.. huh
Spirituality U (insert your own jewish yoke)
=========FU Holly & Drew Wood=================
btw, in psych class, ever see that experiment about the fruit on TV.., eh