Contemp(LA)ting .. LOTM¿

Spa [F]arting Sooner than Latte(r)

I’m gonna buy land only…. And I’m asking for Designs FannED Funds to build a Way Cool Home.. On the {St}range …. [ Talk to Me, Pals.. ]

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What U Rink ? Dude(tta) ?

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I had a $hark Prank idea;

I’d look for property near French restaurants …Chez ??????
And I setup a dive bar chain called you guessed it ¿ [Chez Lounge]

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Second joke not about “Amerst’

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If you initial your son APB !?!I

Court Based Options 4 Choices

Attorney., ,||||||,

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I made a King of Comedy like joke tonite when I said to ????? …..

I’ll Be ON Carson, Next Week !!!I

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Wow, trump will love this joke … He’LL want to make his own video…
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Ever ?????

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Try to take a piss while having Sex ?

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Go Fu[nd ME]

Is this thing on ? (Touch mic to my dick!) ….. I kid myself .[..I don’t even know mike. And I sure wouldn’t want him to touch my snausage]..I repeat !myself when under stress.. I repeat myself when under stre$$ ..I talk 2 much …..udjust tye …..how am I doing for a time[X] ???? ?? ?

Who are we Roasting AnyWho ??
Woo ?

I saw his last pic, nothing like a Woo film !!!

TMZ[ero]….

I heard Tang and Clan just got outta…… $. money …
And are UP for a Reunion Tour ;
Or .. just a part in your next flick?

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What? , it’s Not John Woo !?!

—–Well … That’s Wrong then…. Change the Monicker … Fuck Comedy Central … Tear Down that 2 4 $1 …Paper ..impressed not..Pressed Paper ….and Put Up…
Woo Hooo To Nite..(Wave ); Thanks for the future Mammories, Peace [ I put up 3 fingers inglorious German HeiL]

You Hear Pootie ?…….

Sa Da Tay

Sew, I was sitting in the dentist office and watching Alyssa Milano knitting a warm blanket for Mental Health …..Cool .!.!..
I turned to the gentleman sitting next to me and said…..Aren’t We All ….Really!?!!!!!!

Keep those Donation$ Whitney Cumming$ ….. Every Penny counts… Bazinga !!!

Best Buy Time Lout
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They paid a Bonu$ last year to shut up employees who know about me in the training videos… See Best Lie ran a promotion with MSN which was technically illegal therefore unenforceable and for a time in California the stores were emptied by shoppers taking full advantage of deal ..$400 at a time…. I wasn’t in Cali butt FLorida .. $mile … Your on Candid We FuckED Up Camera ..Never “stole” from them !PlayED the game like Benny at the BJ table !Suck MY Girth… Besty

So. Concert great ‘Cept gotta get that tablet to stop messing with the guitar… Almost like bad playing …not!
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Traveler’$ Insurance Umbrella “Ride’ was fun..[knee]. Mary Poppins ‘Round ?Kay, while waiting, …i’m using a legal pad for writing now and I write 2X a$$ munchin Good.EZ !!!! !! !===,==Jeff Ross dais yokes===Jeff, which is bigger. Your tooth-prick or that Snausage you got there ?WFIOut comes a Wicked Tuna crew to measure that nose.. ….
Long tape measure from top of nostrils to Eye Cow line (touch’ eyebrow)…

Wait For Rep- Lies

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Jeff has been around so long and gone so Knowhere$ backwards.. He’s a mirror image of his bulbous cranium.. Pluto
He’s $till Out There We Just Don’t Care Anymore !!! (J/k). ¿ [God. that one hurt me in the mirror]

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So, I’m a Point ===> R.
..eventually..off to random memory …overbitten…

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Chris Rock. ;

I’m $till Workin on that FUNding for

Pootie Tang IV :

President !

Graduating Class of ’18 ….

Work Makes You Free

…… Hurry TFU ….. ProCreate

WTTM

Anybody Else see that Wells Fargo commercial with an Empty Hangar ?

Projecting Mucho ….

Just [ice] $aying … They’ve been Bad, Bad, Really Bad… [High A[L]titude ¿ ?NoseBleedERR$]

TBTF

Imagine .. [Hat]